“Bloody Sunday” remembered

speechDid you miss it—the president’s speech at the foot of the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama? I did, but then I read reports that called it “powerful,” “emotional,” and even “inspirational,” so I knew I had to search for it. I found both the transcript, which I read, and the video, which I viewed in full. You owe it to yourself to do the same.

With very few exceptions, presidential oratory is pretty awful stuff. We know that Lincoln was a master, even though we have a sense of his voice only through the channeling of Daniel Day-Lewis. FDR was another master. I can conjure up his voice at will, and often do, just for the pure tonal pleasure of it. I wasn’t much impressed by the content of Kennedy’s speeches—“Ask not…” is an absurd demand—but the accent, rhythm, and fire of his rhetoric were almost bewitching. And, of course, there was Reagan. The content was usually pedestrian, but his delivery was superb. Now we have Obama. His crafting of speeches is brilliant, but his delivery is hardly ever visceral. I can often sense his pilot light flickering, a poor complement to the powerful phrases he offers his audience.

Yesterday, in his tribute to the voters’ rights marchers of 50 years ago, he got closer to genuine passion than ever before. It was easily the best speech of his life. Yes, there were too many references to God for my taste, mostly near the end where such references find a home. Nor could he resist a mawkish tribute to American Exceptionalism. At times I thought he was speaking only to Rudy Giuliani. His subtext: “Take that you miserable son of a bitch!” But it would be unfair to dwell on these blemishes. Overall it was lyrical. Several of the images are gems. But the grandest of all was his overarching theme: its ordinary people, fervent for justice and transfigured by courage, that propel the nation forward toward a righteous, perfected union.

Even though the New York Times website gave his speech no more than a nod of the head, history will remember it—or I’m no judge of rhetoric at all.

If you scratch my back…

Scratch My BackObama is in his Legacy Closure years. It’s the time in a president’s second term when he (and one day, she) makes whatever final gestures he can to earn more than a paragraph in the history books of the next century. So far he hasn’t done much that will impress our great-great grandchildren.

There’s the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare, which puts healthcare within the reach of most Americans, but let’s face it—it’s an ugly patchwork of compromises and halfway measures that makes it a laughingstock alongside the sensible single-payer systems of civilized nations.

There’s his patient struggle for fiscal sanity against the callous economic illiterates in Congress. Many say it’s at last paying dividends in a broad economic recovery. But like most presidents, he’s had little to do with either the collapse or recovery of the economy. Criminal greed was the cause of the former, and enlightened Federal Reserve policies were the cause of the latter.

There are his kept promises to disentangle our military from Iraq and Afghanistan. One has had unfortunate consequences, and the other, I’m afraid, will prove to be little better. When you make a mess, just walking away is rarely a good fix.

It’s clear that Obama keenly feels the need to rescue himself from historical insignificance. His unilateral actions since the midterm elections have told us as much. First, he said “screw you” to Congress and moved to shield 5 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. This wasn’t a solution to our fouled up immigration system; it wasn’t even a durable half-solution. Its effect is unclear (see an excellent analysis), and it might turn out to be illegal. Then he negotiated in secret with Raul Castro to renew diplomatic relations with Cuba. Bravo for that—it was a step long overdue! However, it’s far from the sort of brilliant stroke that earns a president a Ken Burns documentary. Its impact will likely be imperceptible for decades, and the highest tributes will eventually go to courageous Cubans whose names no one yet knows.

So, what does Obama have left? Are there other aces up his sleeve, or is he doomed to be the most pathetic lame duck to have ever waddled out of the limelight? The latter, I fear, because the man who would bring us together ironically has no clue how to make that happen. There has likely never been a presidential candidate who misadvertised himself more egregiously. That, sadly, is what the 22nd century history books will say.

Yet there is a chance, ever so slight, for him to escape that fate. It will require a big dose of non-Obama behavior. He’ll have to cave completely in his opposition to something the Republicans want badly so that he can get something he wants badly and, more important, that the nation needs badly. A horse trade. Let’s survey the political scene and find proposals that fit this equation.

The first part—a proposal the Republicans are clamoring for—is really easy to find. Just ask yourself, “What was the very first piece of legislation passed by the new House?” Right, it was a bill to approve the construction of the Keystone XL pipeline. To hear liberal Democrats discuss the pipeline, you’d think the idea was conceived by Satan himself. They like to quote a NASA scientist who said that building it means “game over” for any attempt to rescue the planet from the dire effects of climate change. Wow!

Would building the Keystone XL pipeline really be catastrophic? Here are some facts to consider:

  •  The Keystone XL pipeline is the fourth and last part of an extensive pipeline system that begins in the Canadian town of Hardisty, in Alberta. The system ends at terminals in Illinois and Texas. The other three parts of the system already exist, so the debate is entirely about the addition of the last part.
  • The oil that Hardisty produces is bitumen, an extremely viscous oil that comes from oil sands. To flow in a pipeline, it must be diluted. Currently, Hardisty sends both diluted bitumen (“dilbit”) and synthetic crude oil (“syncrude”) through the pipeline. If Keystone XL is built, light crude oil from the Williston Basin in Montana and North Dakota will also flow through the pipeline.
  • If Keystone XL is not built, Hardisty will not stop producing dilbit and sending it to refineries. It will continue to be piped to refineries by the parts of the pipeline that exist now. The capacity that Keystone XL would have carried will be carried by railway cars (hazardous), by a pipeline to Eastern Canada, by tankers (also hazardous), or by a combination of all of these.
  • One downside is that pipelines leak, sometimes trivially and, less often, substantially. Specific concerns have been raised about possible Keystone XL leaks in the Sandhills of Nebraska and into the Ogallala Aquifer, one of the largest reserves of fresh water in the world. To remove the threat to the Sandhills, TransCanada, the owner of the pipeline system, has agreed to reroute Keystone XL. They also point out that thousands of miles of existing pipeline have crossed the Ogallala Aquifer for years without incident and argue that Keystone XL will be the safest pipeline ever built.
  • Another downside is that refining dilbit is very energy intensive. More fossil fuel is required to refine it than is needed to refine other forms of crude oil. This makes the refining process costly and worsens the problem of limiting carbon emissions. However, the overriding point, again, is that the refining of dilbit will happen with or without Keystone XL. Only market forces—cheap, plentiful oil—can reduce the production of dilbit.

I don’t know how you come out on this, but to my mind, building Keystone XL is merely an unattractive idea—far from a catastrophic one. Happily, it comes with an implicit “regulator mechanism”: the cheaper oil gets, the less profitable it is to produce dilbit, so less of the icky stuff flows through the pipeline. Oil is very cheap right now, and the increasing use of nonfossil fuels will continue to keep prices relatively low. So, as the negative half of a horse trade, I conclude that the Keystone XL proposal is an excellent candidate.

That brings us to the positive half of the trade. Again, it’s easy to pick. Obama has always wanted to be the Education President, a commendable thing to want. His administration has backed a number of education ideas, all different in the impact they would make and all received coldly by Congress. The latest would make community college free to students who make steady progress toward a university degree and maintain at least a C+ average. Unfortunately, Obama’s education ideas have not been building to a crescendo. The “free community college” idea is flawed, and it would have practically no effect in making Americans more knowledgeable and prosperous contributors to society. His best idea by far is the one he introduced in his 2013 State of the Union speech, the Preschool for All (PFA) plan.

PFA would enable participating states to offer free preschool to 4-year-olds whose families fall below 200 percent of the poverty line. In the first year, the federal government would pay 91% of the cost, but gradually the states would pay a larger share until the tenth year, when they’d assume 75% of the cost. For this cost, the children of the most disadvantaged Americans would get an educational boost at exactly the age when it will make the greatest difference in their lives. PFA holds the promise of being a life-changer for millions of children.

Of course, Republicans may say no. Funding PFA would require a new tax, and they avoid taxation like the plague. But if this is their decision, they lose politically. Obama can point out that he gave American voters what they’ve wanted from Washington, real political collaboration. He asked for a win-win, and the Republicans chose a lose-lose. His legacy would not grow, but the Republican leadership would be discredited at precisely the time when it badly wants to establish its governing credentials.

By the end of this month, we’ll know whether Obama will offer a horse trade of this magnitude. If he doesn’t grasp the opportunity, history’s judgment will surely be, “He failed to lead.”

What a mess!

ObamaYesterday President Obama, with months of premeditation, stepped into a huge pile of dog poop. It was next to impossible to tease out the details of the executive order while listening to his address. Everything of importance was buried beneath a barrage of melting-pot platitudes. Here is what I gathered from poking around later in various news sources:

  • About 40% of America’s undocumented immigrants—those residing here for 5 years or more—will be given the right to remain here “temporarily” (read “indefinitely”). Any who apply for work permits will be granted them, provided they have never been convicted of a felony. Presumably this includes drug crimes as well as murder, arson, rape, and armed robbery.
  • Such sweeping action on immigration policy has never been taken without benefit of legislation. This was a quantum leap in executive authority, which has heretofore been focused on correcting abuses of or danger to narrow immigrant populations. Public opinion has always been supportive, but it’s not supportive this time. Never mind the Republicans who are initiating a suit and contemplating various forms of legislative sabotage. Prepare for gridlock on steroids.
  • Farms workers are excluded whether or not they’ve lived here for at least 5 years. So much for their chances for social mobility.
  • Even though “Dreamers,” children brought here illegally by their parents, are protected from deportation, their parents are not. However, the parents of kids who were born here are protected. So some families can still be split up.
  • No protected immigrant will qualify for Obamacare. So even though they can work openly and accumulate assets, their assets can be swept away by a serious illness, the same predicament they faced before Obama took action.

It also seems likely that many of our undocumented immigrants will not “come out of the shadows,” regardless of this opportunity. They have a measure of safety in the shadows, and they will fear that a future president will rescind the order, affording the deportation authorities with the names of everyone who applied for a work permit. I doubt any future president will have the bad judgment to rescind the order, but that’s irrelevant. Understandably, there’s plenty of paranoia out there.

Then there’s my paranoia. I see a Republican in the White House in 2017 or 2021. I see him—no GOP women allowed in the Oval Office!—making a speech about the Job Creators being over-regulated and paying far more than their fair share of taxes. Congress may not see it that way, but no matter. He can fix it with his pen, he will say. By executive order, a slew of regulations will cease to be enforced, and the IRS will cease to audit the tax returns of people making more than, say, $1,000,000 in any given year. The upside is that his successor will no doubt reverse it all, perhaps in time to save us from another deluge of white collar crime.

I think Obama has substantially added to his legacy—but not in a good way.

The ISIS questionnaire

isis flagYou have all heard about President Obama’s strategy for destroying ISIS. It evolved suddenly—but with great care and deliberation—after he declared in late August that he had no strategy. We know it calls for the cooperation of many nations, and indeed Secretary Kerry has worked tirelessly, and successfully, to bring many European and Arab countries on board. The Saudis, for example, bravely offered a training site for combat troops. Britain and France agreed to drop bombs occasionally. They intend as well to offer American pilots discount coupons good at many fine hotels and restaurants. Germany thoughtfully pledged to provide box lunches for everyone.

Most likely, though, you haven’t heard about the new measures to bolster security at all the jet airports in Europe and the Middle East. They are necessary because of the thousands of ISIS recruits from Europe, all of whom can enter the United States without a visa. The most significant security measure is a brief questionnaire that every passenger must complete before boarding. It’s an extremely clever screening device that is certain to ensnare anyone who plans to do mischief in America.

The questionnaire will first be used in October, but the ever-resourceful Scratching Post has managed to obtain a copy in advance. Once you’ve read it, you’ll sleep better at night.

                                                       _____________________

Please circle the letter beside your answer to each of the following questions:

1. As a child, you liked to:

a. Collect stamps

b. Earn merit badges

c. Fry insects under a magnifying glass

2. As a child, you dreamed of becoming:

a. An astronaut

b. A fireman

c. A butcher

3. In high school, you were:

a. Voted “Most Likely to Succeed”

b. Considered a dreamboat

c. Expelled for setting off metal detectors

4. In your spare time, you like to:

a. Play “Where’s Waldo?”

b. Check out your Facebook page

c. Clean your weapons

5 According to Heloise, to get sweat stains out of a shirt, you should soak it in:

a. Warm, soapy water

b. White vinegar and water

c. Blood

6. Which icon would you prefer on a refrigerator magnet:

a. Hello Kitty

b. Snoopy

c. The Jolly Roger

7. Which of these sounds do you most enjoy hearing:

a. Birds chirping in the woods

b. Bacon sizzling in a frying pan

c. The screams of hysterical women

8. Which sight would inspire you most:

a. An aurora over the Alaskan wilderness

b. A crimson sunset over the Grand Canyon

c. A tsunami enveloping a coastal town

9. Which of these classic novels did you enjoy most:

a. Tom Sawyer

b. Alice in Wonderland

c. A Tale of Two Cities

10. Which of these movies did you enjoy most:

a. Sleepless in Seattle

b. Toy Story

c. Nightmare on Elm Street

11. Which of these historical figures do you admire most:

a. St. Francis of Assisi

b. Mohandas Gandhi

c. Vlad The Impaler

12. In Paradise, you will never encounter:

a. Virgins

b. Martyrs

c. Jews

                                                      _____________________

What the airport authorities do depends on the number of times “c” is circled on a questionnaire. These are the possible actions:

0 to 3 times — Allow passenger to go on his way

4 to 7 times — Hold passenger for a full psychiatric evaluation

8 times or more — Take passenger into custody

Gridlock, madness, and cowardice

arm_wrestlingOur federal government is based on a system of contention that civics textbooks call a “separation of powers.” This division leads to “checks and balances” that keep any one branch of government from overwhelming the others. For all our history, we’ve understood that without this balance, disastrous consequences would follow. We’ve also understood that checks and balances have a downside known as “gridlock.” In this state, Congress and the president block each other’s political agenda, and the status quo, however unpleasant it may be to some, holds sway. Gridlock is weakened or entirely broken only when public sentiment shifts.

A legion of op-ed gurus, media bores, and party apparatchiks would have us believe that very severe gridlock is what Washington suffers from today. Nothing could be further from the truth. Gridlock presupposes civil discourse in which each side has difficulty in convincing the other to change or compromise strongly held beliefs. What we have instead is a faction in the House threatening violence to our economy—and hence to the well-being of the nation—and demanding, “Mr. President, give us what we want or we’ll harm everyone. In fact, we’ll even harm ourselves, because the harm will drive the nation further into debt and probably cost us our good names and political careers!” No, there’s nothing civil here. This is fear-based negotiating, a tactic that is the signature of terrorists.

How did the House fall into the grip of such madness? It was a complicated process to be sure, involving conservative talk radio, big lies, the gullibility of the Red States, a morbid fear of societal change, and an abysmal failure of leadership. A thorough analysis of these factors would make for an interesting book, one that I don’t propose to write. I’ll be satisfied to remark only about the failure of our leadership; specifically, the failures of John Boehner and President Obama.

The best I can say about Mr. Boehner is that, unlike many of his colleagues, he may still be in touch with reality, but he has made basic human decency his second priority at best. Clearly, his first is preserving his speakership at all costs. He began his self-degradation with stupefying tolerance—tolerance of arrogance, callousness, lies, power fantasies, and self-destructive threats. Then he became the spokesman for the lies, fantasies, and threats, lending them full-throated conviction wherever the media were gathered. Whether he has become a co-opted android or merely a shameless cynic makes little difference now. He is as pathetic as he is dangerous.

Nearly equal in blame is the president. No, it’s not because he won’t “negotiate.” (Talk about Newspeak!) It’s because he has the power to stop the Republican madness dead in its tracks and won’t do so. He need only invoke Section 4 of the Fourteenth Amendment, which declares that “the validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law,… shall not be questioned.” It’s true that this language was meant to put to rest any notion that the Union might not pay its war debts in full, but the Supreme Court ruled long after the Civil War that it has broader application. The present crisis is the perfect opportunity to use its force. Why does the president refuse to apply it? Because, he says, our creditors might doubt this defense and buy fewer of our bonds, and then only at a higher rate of interest. How feeble an excuse! Does he really insist on a magic wand, a solution so flawless that there are no repercussions whatsoever? Isn’t it the case that any consequences would have to be measured against the catastrophe of an outright default? Where are the shades of gray in his reasoning?

I find it interesting that only last August the president was on the verge of ordering a military strike against Syria, at first (before the British bowed out) without Congressional approval. In speaking to the nation, he explained that a president has the authority to take such extraordinary action if the national security is threatened. Fine, I have no objection to that assertion. But if America were to default on its loans and cause economic chaos around the world, how secure would our nation be? Can a president uphold his office if he protects us from one kind of ruin but not from another? No. If the Republican House goes forward with their threat and President Obama remains passive, he will have broken his presidential oath of office and be rightly damned as a coward. And we the people will pay dearly for the spinelessness of our leaders.